11 year old me:
As an Intellectual, I always speak with flawless grammar. I would never misspell any words, unlike the intellectually challenged heathens.
Me now:
lol its tmie 2 get memed up in ehre r u redy
rxcovered:
i hate how “netflix and chill” is a sexualized phrase now like no if i ask you to come watch netflix and chill ima be in my sweatpants eating ice cream out of the container with a big spoon im not gonna fuck you
(Source: peachybesos, via hashtagtrashley)
job application:
describe your most recent leadership role
me:
sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me
hstylers:
today in health our teacher asked what stressed out freshman the most and the guy sitting next to me said harry styles
(via withoutptvthereisnome)